LET'S GO EXPLORING

seriously. I would love to go hiking or anything anyone wants to do.

Quail Eggs

So. New zine should be out by Thursday, issue #10! Also, Steph S. and I just saw Kiss Kiss play. They are insanely awesome. Also Also, watching The Buried Life. Kickass show.

Do Your Own Thing

This is....Excellently Nerdy.

Marxism

Groucho- "How much would you charge to run into an open manhole?"
Chico- "Just the cover charge."
Groucho- "Well drop in sometime."
Chico- "Sewer."
Groucho- "Well, we cleaned that up pretty well."

Man...I wish modern television was as fraught with puns and such as Animal Crackers is. I watched this movie last night with my father. It was made in the 1930's and it stars ALL FOUR of the Marx brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Zeppo). Quite excellent. I highly recommend it for anyone who'll laugh at funny old timer stuff.

Ilana K.

Ziggy Stardust

So there's this band called The Thermals. They're from Portland, and they fucking rock. Also, I'm in possession of a Say Anything CD, so all is well.

Today in school I was thinking up some band names (even though I'm no way in a band, use 'em if you want!) These are my favs, even though they are kind of all a bit crappy.
-Agent Orange
-Everything is Relative
-Alarm Seven
-Standard of Living
-Top Level
-Drastic Measures
-The Mother Fuckers (thanks to Jacob for that one)

Over and Out,
Ilana K.

It's Party Time?

Hey guys!
Ilana K. here with some updates. We released issue #9, and that went over well. We were also written about in the school newspaper, The Tide, so props to them.

The holiday season's over...hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas, and I hope nobody got socks. Except Dumbledore, because he wants socks.

It's almost New Years, hooray! It's P-A-R-T-Y, it's party time, and you know why! Hey Ilana! (Hey what?) You're looking mighty fine, I said hey Ilana! (Hey what?) You blow everyone's mind! You've got to freeze (AH) and boogie on down, you've got to freeze (OOH) and turn yourself around!